Somebody buy this car.

This car is the BEST CAR.
IT'S name is BONESAW!
This bitch is RED. Like, CAMARO RED.
It's a MAZDA. Those suckers last FOREVER.
This car doesn't have POWER STEERING.
You can tell your friends and your girlfriend(s) that it's you steering this bitch, not the other way around.
It's got power braking though, bro. Now you're just being crazy.
This sucker has WINDOWS.
You can roll them down to let in the WIND.
Even if there's no breeze, you can just make one because this thing has got A FOUR CYLINDER ENGINE.
That's more than 3, but less than 6!
It's like saying "Hey man, this bitch has got more power than your shitty Chevy Sprint, but it's not going to cost me a fortune."
I mean, what's up with gas prices, right?
In this car, DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
$50 is getting you 550K. At. Least.
We don't fuck around.
It's a hatchback, so none of that walking around to the back bullshit. Just get your passengers to reach back for you!
Unless you want to walk around I guess, I mean, the hatch does open.
But you DON'T HAVE TO.
You can't hide shit back there.
BUT that means NO more being accused of hiding BODIES in your trunk!!
THIS CAR even comes with DUCT TAPE.
FREE. OF. CHARGE.
Finally, This thing has a FUCKING MUFFLER.
This car is BADASS and also MANLY.
BUY IT.